HOWARD DEAN CONTRIBUTES $2000 TO BUSH CAMPAIGN

Yes, it's true. Not accurate, but true. See, there's a Howard M. Dean, of Hinsdale, Illinois, who according to fundrace.org (which reports all hard-money contributions from U.S. citizens, as per Federal Election Commision requirements) contributed $2,000 to the Bush campaign.

In fact a lot of Deans have given money to Bush.

But guess what!

BUSHES DONATE $8,200 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes indeed, a whole lot of Bushes have given to John Kerry's campaign. A whole lot of Bushes have given to Bush as well.

But wait! There's more!

RUMSFELD GIVES $500 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes, that's right, retired physician John Rumsfeld has given $500 to the Kerry campaign. :-)

But wait! Stop the presses!

CHENEYS DONATE $4,899 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes, that's right, a bunch o' Cheneys have donated to Kerry. Then again, a bunch o' Cheneys have donated to Bush as well.

And who would have thought this:

RICHARD CLARKE GIVES $1,000 TO BUSH CAMPAIGN

Yes, it's true, Richard Clarke, of Pensacola, Florida, supports George W. Bush.

There you have it. Wonders never cease.

Morphases

There's a New York Times article today on a free Mr. Potato Head-style morphing tool called Morphases that lets you mess around with random faces. Like this: (click on the image to go to morphases.com)

A complete waste of time, but amusing for about 68 seconds.