HOWARD DEAN CONTRIBUTES $2000 TO BUSH CAMPAIGN

Yes, it's true. Not accurate, but true. See, there's a Howard M. Dean, of Hinsdale, Illinois, who according to fundrace.org (which reports all hard-money contributions from U.S. citizens, as per Federal Election Commision requirements) contributed $2,000 to the Bush campaign.

In fact a lot of Deans have given money to Bush.

But guess what!

BUSHES DONATE $8,200 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes indeed, a whole lot of Bushes have given to John Kerry's campaign. A whole lot of Bushes have given to Bush as well.

But wait! There's more!

RUMSFELD GIVES $500 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes, that's right, retired physician John Rumsfeld has given $500 to the Kerry campaign. :-)

But wait! Stop the presses!

CHENEYS DONATE $4,899 TO KERRY CAMPAIGN

Yes, that's right, a bunch o' Cheneys have donated to Kerry. Then again, a bunch o' Cheneys have donated to Bush as well.

And who would have thought this:

RICHARD CLARKE GIVES $1,000 TO BUSH CAMPAIGN

Yes, it's true, Richard Clarke, of Pensacola, Florida, supports George W. Bush.

There you have it. Wonders never cease.

Posted by brian at May 6, 2004 07:04 PM