August 27, 2005

Four Brothers, Zero Brains

Stupid, preposterous, psychopathic, violent, revenge film set in a cold, snowy Detroit. What's not to like? For starters, its stupidity. Its obviousness. Its preposterous plot. City streets devoid of other cars or pedestrians (couldn't afford extras for the chase scenes?) Cardboard characters. Stupid ghost cliches.

What a train wreck of a movie. It could've been a contender. If only it had had a decent script.

So far this year, the best movies have all been documentaries. About animals: parrots, penguins, and bears. If only someone would distribute the one on the fish!

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